◆ LISTENING_LAB
TRAIN YOUR EAR

Understand Brazilians at full speed.

The program that closes the gap between careful, studio-clean Portuguese and the way people talk when nobody is slowing down: the syllables that vanish, the and the beleza nobody writes down. 50 graded dialogues, slow first, then real, until you keep up.

Press play on a real dialogue before you decide.

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Brazilian Portuguese Listening Lab cover

Sound familiar?

You studied for months, and real Brazilians still talk too fast.

You understand it on the page. You lose it in the air.

"Cê", "tá", "tô" and "pra" go past before you can place them.

At the family lunch, the conversation moves and you are a beat behind the whole table.

None of that is a vocabulary problem. It is the gap between the careful audio you studied with and the speed people actually use. That gap is the only thing this program exists to close.

◆ THE_MOMENT

The lunch table stops being background noise.

Sunday, twelve people around one table, everybody talking at once. Someone throws “cê vai querer mais?” at you from the far end and you answer before you translate it. A joke lands and you laugh on time, not two seconds after everyone else. Nobody switches to English for you, because it does not occur to anyone that they would need to.

That is what a trained ear buys you. It is the only thing this program is for.

◆ WHAT_YOU_GET

How the program closes that gap

Written the Way People Talk

50 dialogues carrying the né, the beleza, the fechou, the tô and the pra you hear all day

Two Speeds, Every Time

Slow first so you catch every word, then full speed so you hear what disappears

You Find Out If You Caught It

Transcripts to open and close, comprehension checks, fill-the-gap exercises

A Real Level Ladder

Graded A1 to B2, from a bakery order up to a hospital handoff

◆ REAL_SPEECH

This is how Brazilians actually talk

Every line here is lifted straight from the dialogues, written in Portuguese first and carrying the markers a Brazilian would use out loud. Read one, then picture how little of it survives at full speed. That faster version is what you train on.

Brahma, pode ser. Fechou. Já trago a cerveja.

fechouOrdering at a boteco

Bora! Tava pensando em ir naquele restaurante novo.

boraMaking weekend plans

Tô com dor de cabeça faz dois dias. Tem alguma coisa boa?

At the pharmacy

Beleza, o código do portão é 4523. Tô subindo.

belezaArriving at an Airbnb

Pode deixar o ar ligado ou tá bom assim? Tranquilo.

In the Uber

Pega um prato ali, pode se servir. Se sinta em casa!

se servirAt a barbecue
◆ LEVEL_LADDER

From a bakery order to an emergency room

The dialogues climb a real scale, A1 to B2. Same listening skill, stretched from a simple order all the way to the clipped clinical register of a hospital handoff, which is a different language at speed.

Level A1 · at the bakery

“Bom dia! Tem pão francês? Saiu agora do forno. Quantos você quer?”

Level B2 · emergency room

“Doutor, paciente com dor torácica e dispneia, trinta minutos de evolução. Hipertensa.”

◆ THE_DEEP_DIVES

Culture with a specific point of view

Complete carries all five culture audio notes on Brazilian life. Not tourist trivia. The small true things a Brazilian would tell you at the table, which is also where the register you need lives.

Na ceia de Natal tem peru, chester, arroz com passas. Sim, passas é polêmico.

Family traditions

Piada de paulista sempre envolve trabalho. Piada de mineiro sempre envolve silêncio.

Brazilian humor

A frase “a gente se fala” não é vazia. É uma promessa.

Staying close

◆ HOW_IT_WORKS

Three passes, ten minutes

01

Hear it slow

Slow speed, transcript open. Catch every single word.

02

Hear it real

Natural speed, the way it lands at a barbecue. Notice what disappeared.

03

Close the transcript

Audio only. Find out how much you hold onto with nothing to read.

◆ FOUNDING PRICE

You are buying this early, and that is worth something.

No borrowed reviews, no countdown clock. What early buyers get instead is the lower price and every dialogue I add later, at no extra cost.

Every update, free

New dialogues and new culture notes land in your inbox at no extra charge. You paid once.

A reply, not a ticket

Answer any email and it reaches a person who reads it. Your “I got stuck on dialogue 7” is how dialogue 7 gets a second version.

◆ REAL_SITUATIONS

50 situations you will be standing in

50 dialogues at two speeds is 100 audio tracks, plus 5 culture audio notes, line-by-line transcripts, and a workbook. Here is a sample of where they put you.

Ordering an Uber

At the bakery

Asking for directions

At the pharmacy

Making plans

Hotel check-in

At the bus stop

Doctor's appointment

At a barbecue

Complaining about traffic

Renting an apartment

At the beach

Internet problems

At the bank

Football discussion

Job interview

Family Sunday lunch

Negotiating at the market

Flight problems

Saying goodbye

◆ PRICING

Pick where you start

Founding price on both. You pay once and it stays yours, updates included.

BASIC
$19.90FOUNDING PRICE

15 graded dialogues at two speeds, with transcripts. A real A1 to A2 start, for the price of a couple of coffees.

15 dialogues (A1–A2)
2 audio speeds per dialogue
Full transcripts with vocabulary
Comprehension questions
One culture audio note, as a taste of the five
Start Here listening guide
Start listening · $19.90

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◆ RECOMMENDED
COMPLETE
$39.90FOUNDING PRICE

The whole ladder, A1 up to B2, with the workbook, the exercises, the flashcards, and the culture audio notes. Everything the Lab has.

Everything in Basic
All 50 dialogues (A1–B2)
Comprehension workbook
Fill-the-gap exercises
Vocabulary flashcards, printable and ready for Anki or Quizlet
5 short culture audio notes
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